The Crypt’s Konyha is a gothic-oriented recipe website that caters to single diners.
When The CryptKicker, a former horror event host whose passion for the all things dark was matched only by his long-standing frustration with traditional recipes designed for families of four or more, partnered with Dia D’Meertos and along with the help of the ever-gifted Slim O’Skullivan, they brought to life Crypt’s Konyha.
Frustrated by years spent cooking for one, The Crypt realized the inability of classic cookbook to cater to the solo diner. Drawing inspiration from the hearty, rustic flavors of historic Transylvania, The CryptKicker is thrilled to welcome you to his kohnya, or kitchen, where Old World traditions are adapted to modern tastes. The recipes you’ll find here blend gothic nostalgia with practical, satisfying meals meant for one plate and a singular appetite.
As you’ll find carved into the front door of Castle Dracula’s . . .
Enter freely and of your own free will.
Go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring