The CryptKicker

In the early 70s, The CryptKicker found himself at Ellis Island, unemployed and very hungry. It was then fate stepped in, introducing Crypt to a roaming meat-on-a-stick vendor of NYC, Jerri Stalowitz. With Crypt’s skills in mass marketing and persuasion and Jerri’s ability to make any protein tasty, the two conquered the Big Apple.

In the years since, The CryptKicker has found solace from the loss of Jerri by creating innovative businesses once per decade, spending the current decade bringing the internet its first gothic, single-diner meals through Old World recipes.